LXF stickers and fridge magnets up for grabs


We're having a bit of a clear-out here at LXF Towers, and we've come across some goodies to give away. We have three sheets of stickers (readers loved these) and six boxes of fridge magnets. If you fancy some of these goodies, simply leave your best Linux joke in the comments below (tasteful, please!) and we'll choose the best in a week or so. Please also leave your email address in ROT13 format (to avoid spambots) so that we can contact winners for their addresses.

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An oldie

Why did the penguin cross the road?
Because he favoured freedom.

Winners Decided!

We've decided on our winners, so we'll be getting in touch with them and sending stickers/magnets in the post soon.

Thanks for all the jokes! We've enjoyed reading them and been overwhelmed by the response :-)

The Joke's on Me

...because I'm too late to win the stickers. Anyway, I hack the hardware to make my own stickers: cut pictures out of the mag, and glue them to A4 label sheets.

See, a real geek always looks after No. 0.

You should use Linux because the money you save on software can be spent on magazines.

With that said, I'd best vanish without a trace:--


rm -f $0

I think not!


A Polish man moved from Poland to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I'm always up before her.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buy bottle at drug store and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: Polish Remover.... gedit..??


New to Linux

Hey all, am new to linux n am just gonna be doing my first installation. In case u people are wondering why i am here-
I may be new to linux but know windows since long enough to joke about it and believe me, every new edition is a joke which can do less or same with more and more hardware.

Where did all the penguins go

A Classic:
#1: Make me a sandwich.
#2: No.
#1: sudo, make me a sandwich.
#2: OK


cartman's linux christmas song

here is a little window that's small and made of apps
but I’m not gonna play with it because windows fucking crap..


southpark = ospark

cartman = linux
stan = unix
kyle = mac
kenny = windows

poor kenny....



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